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I Met the Soldier - It Was Bad by InfiniteFruit I Met the Soldier - It Was Bad by InfiniteFruit
".... GEEZ! Soldier, what the HELL is wrong with you??!" :iconmadnoesplz:

Soldier: "GYEE HUH HA HA HA HAAA!!! MAGGOTS!"

Me: "Dude, what are you DOING?"

Soldier: "Outta the way, cupcake! That camera is a SPY!!"

Me: "...WHAT? That... that's just my webcam! WEBCAM! Get with the times!"

Soldier: "Yer not foolin me you knucklehead Spy! Pop your head right through that camera right NOW and I'll rip your eyes from their sockets!"

Me: "Look! Mister Doe! I'm trying to Skype with my older sister, do you MIND?"

Soldier: "That Spy has taken our Intelligence for the LAST TIME! Lemme in there and I'll plant my boot up his ass!"

Me: "Dude! I can't see anything!"

Soldier: "I know there's a Frenchy in there somewhere!"

Me: "Hey! Stop hitting my computer!"

Soldier: "Stand back, cheesecake! This is no place for a little lady! I'm gonna blow that Spy outta his frilly pink leotard!"

Me: "Cheesecake? Little lady? You're a sexist! SEXIST!!"

Soldier: "VOMIT!"

Me: "Oh my GOD... Can someone tell me how to put this Soldier back where I got him from? When Valve said it was sending me my own Soldier, I didn't think they MEANT IT!! This has got something to do with that damn TF2 Mac Update, doesn't it?"

:shakefist:





(Is a dedicated PC gamer.)

LOL!! :XD: That was too fun. :giggle: This is my submission to the "Quick Fun Project" for #MORONTOPIA.

The project required us Miraculous Morons to Photoshop (or GIMP, in my case) a video game character into a real life piccy. Simple.

I decided to play around with a Gmod image of the Soldier from Team Fortress 2.

I hope the other members do this, too. :roll:

The Soldier and Team Fortress 2 are © Valve.

Picture belongs to me. =therage311

Enjoy! :)

EDIT: And believe it or not, somehow this was inspired by THIS SONG. :| So get your earplugs ready.

No Macs or PCs were harmed in the making of this image. A Soldier, maybe, but no computers.
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:iconlittle-ginja-phoenix:
Hehehe this is brilliant x'3
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:iconinfinitefruit:
InfiniteFruit Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hurrhurr, thanks. =P
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:iconthe-glass-flamenco:
The-Glass-Flamenco Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I bet that would be annoying. 
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:iconflandre495:
flandre495 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Student General Artist
Howd you get him over there
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:iconinfinitefruit:
InfiniteFruit Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Good question
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:icon2awesome4u2:
2Awesome4U2 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012  Student Digital Artist
LOL
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:icondsplayer1212:
DSplayer1212 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2011  Student Filmographer
Thats not Soldier is Painis Cupcake
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:iconinfinitefruit:
InfiniteFruit Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, they were supposed to send me a Soldier to keep the damn hippies off my lawn, but they sent this defect Painis Cupcake. If only I knew that then....
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:iconzofraniro:
zofraniro Featured By Owner May 22, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
You look like Miss Pauling from the TF2 comics. :D Funny story, Soldier is stupid and doesn't understand technology...
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:iconinfinitefruit:
InfiniteFruit Featured By Owner May 22, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaha, what?! :XD: Hahahaaaa! :rofl: Miss Pauling, huh? :laughing: Well, thanks! Yeah, Solly is a little empty upstairs... :lol:
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:iconzofraniro:
zofraniro Featured By Owner May 29, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
In a good way! And Solly is also racist: [link]
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:iconinfinitefruit:
InfiniteFruit Featured By Owner May 29, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh of course. I've heard him enough times to know. :greetings:
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:iconkhkyle2:
KHKYLE2 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2010
.........................that smile


OMG! :iconpainiscupcake2plz:
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:iconinfinitefruit:
InfiniteFruit Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconpainiscupcakeplz:
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:iconkhkyle2:
KHKYLE2 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2010
:noes:
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:iconecfor:
Ecfor Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"That camera is a SPY!!"

haha that's awesome
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:iconinfinitefruit:
InfiniteFruit Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
:giggle:
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:iconfailtality:
Failtality Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2010
Ohgod this is great xDDD
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:iconinfinitefruit:
InfiniteFruit Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL! :laughing: Thanks. 8-)
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:iconst-darian:
St-Darian Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2010  Student Digital Artist
Dude your face is priceless...
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:iconinfinitefruit:
InfiniteFruit Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconhurrplz:
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:iconst-darian:
St-Darian Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2010  Student Digital Artist
:iconimsrsapervplz:
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:iconegokick:
egokick Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2010
lololol :3
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:iconinfinitefruit:
InfiniteFruit Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
:giggle:
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:iconroxerg:
roxerg Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL. perfect.
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:iconinfinitefruit:
InfiniteFruit Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
:XD:
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:iconcubie-panda:
Cubie-Panda Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2010
OMG lol! XD
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:iconinfinitefruit:
InfiniteFruit Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Heh heh, thanks! :giggle:
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:iconkurohitori:
Kurohitori Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2010   General Artist
The title is hilarious :XD: :XD: :XD:
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:iconinfinitefruit:
InfiniteFruit Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
:XD:
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:iconakatsukialltheway:
Akatsukialltheway Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2010
That is the scariest picture I have ever seen on the internets...o_e
And I lol'd at the story that came with it! XD
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:iconinfinitefruit:
InfiniteFruit Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL! :lol: Thanks! :XD:
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:iconscythedancer:
ScytheDancer Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
AhahahahaxDDD Poor soldier can't understand anything about your hi-tech:iconimhappyplz: I'm so glad not any computers were harmed:D
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:iconinfinitefruit:
InfiniteFruit Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
:giggle: LOL! Yeah, the computers are safe. :nod:

...And I just realized how... er, cute?... the Soldier is when he's around "ladies"... :laughing:
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:iconscythedancer:
ScytheDancer Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ahaha truexD
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:iconinfinitefruit:
InfiniteFruit Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
:XD:
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:icondemondog888:
Demondog888 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Muah ha haaaaaa! So evil! :iconpainiscupcakeplz:
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:iconinfinitefruit:
InfiniteFruit Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
:giggle:
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:iconjaegerofice:
Jaegerofice Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2010
I wonder what is morontopias policy of topless hairy men beheading sertaing characters :meow: and happy midsummers day.
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:iconinfinitefruit:
InfiniteFruit Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I think it's fine with us. :nod:
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:iconjaegerofice:
Jaegerofice Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2010
cool. it'll be up by sunday night EET
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:iconinfinitefruit:
InfiniteFruit Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Sweet. 8-)
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:iconjancy15:
jancy15 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2010   Traditional Artist
PAINIS CUPCAKE WILL EAT YOU :iconimhorrifiedplz:
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:iconinfinitefruit:
InfiniteFruit Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconohnoseplz:
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:iconjoelglaine:
Joelglaine Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2010
Good lord. :no: That was... Oh, the humanities!


:iconxd--plz: That was SO random!
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:iconinfinitefruit:
InfiniteFruit Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
:giggle: Yes, totally random. :XD:
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:iconjoelglaine:
Joelglaine Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2010
LOL :XD:
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